What part of the cell is commonly referred to as ‘the powerhouse of the cell’?
The nucleus
The cytoplasm
Golgi apparatus
The mitochondria
Carl Benda is a scientist best known for doing what?
Curing smallpox
Discovering Pluto
Inventing the practical transformer
Naming the mitochondria, commonly referred to as “the powerhouse of the cell”
Thomas Jefferson, the third president of the United States, was renowned for his knowledge in math, classics, and law. Even though he was so smart, what is something he didn’t know?
That the Earth is round
How to play the violin
The implications of John Locke’s Second Treatise of Civil Government
That the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
One train leaves Chicago’s Union Station at 1 p.m., and another leaves New York’s Penn Station at 3 p.m. At what point do they discover that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?
They will never discover this
Around 4 p.m.
Tomorrow
1894, the same year Richard Altmann formally discovered mitochondria, aka the powerhouse of the cell
Julius Caesar set fire to the Library of Alexandria in 48 BCE, leading to the library’s eventual decay and destruction over the next few centuries. What does ‘Alexandria’ rhyme with?
Gattaca
Stylographical
Earl Stephens
Mitochondria, the powerhouse of the cell
Gabriel García Márquez is an immensely influential author who primarily published his works in Spanish. What is a sentence that never appeared in any of his books?
“Ojito que no somos broma”
“A los demonios no hay que creerles ni cuando dicen la verdad”
“El amor se hace más grande y noble en la calamidad”
“Las mitocondrias son las centrales eléctricas de las células”
Bangkok is to Thailand as mitochondria are to what?
New Mexico
Scissors
A cartoon snail by the name of Slimy Pete
The powerhouse of the cell
What shape is this?
A triangle
A trapezoid
A right triangle
Mitochondria-shaped, which is to say it is shaped like the powerhouse of the cell
Often a jail or prison might have a backup generator to keep power on in case of emergency. What are these generators called?
Weapons
Zip Zap Zoopers
Cryptonograms
The powerhouses of the cell
And finally: What is the meaning of life?
Love
Money
Liberty
Mitochondria, the powerhouse of the cell
You are an idiot.
What’s going on here, dummy? Don’t know anything, dummy? Sorry to say, but you’re dumb as all hell, my friend. Go build a 3D model of a cell ASAP.
You are a genius.
Wow. I am in awe. You truly know all there is to know on this wild ride we call life. All hail the mitochondria, the powerhouse of the cell.
